About Me:

Hi, I’m Venusian Kalliope.

I upload to my YouTube channel every Monday at 10 am MST. Most of these videos are about me painting and me doing a voiceover while I talk about my life.

If my videos vibe with you, please subscribe and share. I’d appreciate it a lot.

More Info I guess

I’ve been on tumblr since late February 2012.

Birthday: October 14th, 1995

Blood type: A+

Natal Tropical Astrology: Ascendant at 22 degrees Gemini, Moon in Cancer at 4 degrees, Mercury conjunct Chiron at 5 degrees Libra, Sun at Libra 21 degrees.

Preferred Medium: Acrylic Paint, Sharpie pen for sketching

blatantescapism:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

marinella-ela:

There’s something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they’re little lambs

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

cafffine:

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

zzoupz:

bowsersforeskin:

op turned off reblogs but i want this post on my blog

I know basically nothing about tarot cards but I absolutely need to make this a reality

phoenixonwheels:

headspace-hotel:

cuntwrap–supreme:

puru2:

puru2:

the state of tiktok skits about having a rude customer is getting out of control i just saw one from a pharmacist and the whole skit was like someone comes in and goes “you shorted me on pills” and the pharmacist goes “no we didn’t you can see on the prescription it said to give you this many” and the patient goes “well i usually get more so i’m gonna call my doctor about this” like how is that customer being unreasonable or a karen or whatever

but the whole skit was about pain meds and we all know if someone wants more pain meds it’s bc they’re a lying addict trying to scam you and not just someone who’s confused bc their doctor made a mistake so it’s ok to post skits on tiktok portraying them as a villain for wanting the medication that was prescribed to them

Karen is quickly becoming one of those terms that’s lost all meaning, like so many before it.

Like. You ask me to define “Karen” and I’d say it’s the lady today who said she wanted a chicken sandwich then threw a fit when I told her we’ve never served chicken but could do a turkey burger, calling me stupid, insisting we’ve always given her chicken before, then insisting she speak with the manager (which is me).

Meanwhile, my 16 year old sister was telling me about a Karen at her work (she works in a really nice retirement home) who was a lady who asked for no sugar in her tea, was given sweet tea, and then explained she couldn’t drink it because she was diabetic and it might kill her. “Like, she was such a bitch,” my sister said, “She wouldn’t even drink it! Told me to send it back and get her a new one!” Which, like, maybe it’s because I’m old now, but if I messed up someone’s drink and they had a medical condition that kept them from drinking that drink, they’re not the bad guy in that situation. The proper response is to fix it, but my sister’s been raised by her phone and is on TikTok all the time and thinks that “Karen” and “mild inconvenience” are the same thing.

my brother’s friend who is diabetic is living with us right now and they once nearly died from a beverage being mis-labeled

Funny how people like to call disabled people Karens for wanting basic things like pain treatment and food that won’t kill us. If I had to pick a Karen in either of those situations it would be the pharmacist and the sister.

I’m pretty sure expecting a disabled person to die because of your mistake - and be grateful while doing it - makes you the Karen.

ghosthoodie:

ghosthoodie:

ghosthoodie:

people who put hayloft in every character playlist… how many young lovers have to be in the hay for that

GHAGAGA MASS MURDER

this is the last time you’ll ever hay in this loft

pillsburysoyboy:

What is your biggest writing sin?

Italic abuse

Comma poisoning

Run-on sentence hell

“I forgot the plot”

Thesaurus overload

What is a paragraph break?

Six pages of description

Too many conlangs

Forgot which character is talking

Other (put in tags)

meowthiroth:

meowthiroth:

i miss gougar. we should bring back gougar

martemisss:

pancakeke:

pancakeke:

lmao project runway season 12 has a guy with a cochlear implant and he said he’s not worried about anyone getting on his nerves because if they start he’ll just turn the device off.

Some other guys got into a screaming match and this guy stayed true to his word

“nothing you were saying is worth my batteries” asjkxbdjzjxhzhnznzn

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

mothersandtruckersofthejury:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

saf-t-pops:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

Okay but

You don’t know him

Imma go out on a limb here and suggest his ass WILL burn

The lock is a really cool visual, but this is a great example of why these signs shouldn’t be obscured— it’s REALLY easy to read that as being all zeroes

abovetherainandroses:

Pete introducing Pavlove: Patrick went fucking crazy on this one. You know like if you’re a collector, I’m a collector of things. And uh there’s always that like Holy Grail in the thing you collect right, where you’re like, ‘Did they even produce it? I’m not sure if they even fucking made the thing, but like I want it and there may be like a one of one that exists somewhere.’ So. Should we play the fucking Holy Grail?

curiositypollz:

How are you with blood/gore?

doesnt bother me

doesnt bother me so long as its fictional

doesnt bother me if fictional, but Really bothers me if real

somewhat bothers me

somewhat bothers me if fictional, really bothers me if real

really bothers me

fictional bothers me more than real (?)

fyi this is just about gore, so think more about surgery and injuries rather than being emotionally upset by someone dying horribly

follow for more occasional dumb polls :)

p4nsy:

p4nsy:

What’s that poem about the cockroach and the moth where the cockroach is like “I wish I’ve ever wanted anything the way that moth wanted to burn itself up in that lantern” because we had to read that in high school and it still fucks me up to this day

Ok I found it it’s called “the lesson of the moth by archy” and it’s by Don Marquis

mirmidones: